Tweet This: Get a life
Twitter. Tweets. Whatever.
Are you tired of feeling uncool because you aren’t tweeting every worthless thing about your day? Do you secretly think twitter is ridiculous but don’t speak up because you are afraid of being flamed on some social network that you haven’t heard of yet or don’t understand? If so, you’ve found a sanctuary. Follow us on our quest to bash twitter and expose the truth about its worthlessness.
TwitterBashers is busy group of folks that are deafened by the noise about how great twitter is and how neat it is to read about how its changing the world. In 140 characters or less, here’s what we have to say to twitter nation: Get a life.
We’ll be adding posts here about how twitter is just the latest fad and will become nothing more than permission-based spam. Soon, twitter nation will become tired of being constantly interrupted only to hear about how their best friend from pre-school can’t figure out what to wear or what the latest marketing guru has to say for the 14th time today or that some lucky customer just bought the last pair of purple Crocs at Shoe Warehouse World. iPhone batteries will lose their charge from all the worthless tweets in the world and twitter fans will become TwitterBashers.
No more tinyurls for tinyminds. TwitterBashers unite. Tell us your story.
A feature we look forward to sharing soon is the ‘Terrible Tweet of the Day’. TwitterBashers around the world can soon submit the most ridiculous tweets for all of us to mock. Expose the shameless self-promoters who are getting paid to tweet about twitter. Poke fun at that dork you never really liked from high school who suddenly has a megaphone to the world as they tweet about their latest ingrown toenail. Vent about the marketers that think you’ll find their double-top-secret sale compelling enough to buy those Halloween socks you’ve never wanted. Coming soon - “Terrible Tweet of the Day”.
Check back soon as we fully launch TwitterBashers - unless you’re too busy tweeting to have a real life.
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Smedley Goofester
Useful tip: Treat Twitter as if you’re occasionally dipping a ladle into a bitstream for a drink of information. Much like the river analogy, if you try to drink the whole thing you’ll drown. Everything in moderation.
Tyler
You are officially and forever my favorite people in the world.